“The organization demanding my dismissal is the Disney Pixar Cars Roleplay organization, an influential and globally-important association of people who like to pretend to be the characters from the Cars series of movies on Facebook.”
I read these words, and I know these words, but this makes no fucking sense to me.

Yes, officiating sucked for both teams.
Yes, I am a Seahawks fan, and I would like to see them win. However, I would like to see a good game, with correct calls, and without ambulances (but that is not what we are discussing here).

There were some odd calls in last nights game. That ref team should be sent back to school.

Even after reading only 5 of these stories, I feel so fucking fortunate. Same after reading the poop stories.

I turned this on last night...and didn’t make it whole way through. I will try again, because Michael Jai White, Tony Jaa, Dolph, etc. but the fighting scenes had a lot of camera cuts (at least in the beginning fights), and I would rather see a good full shot of a well choreographed fight.

Worst PowerPoint ever.

I once got an “I Saw You” in The Stranger, and I didn’t even think it was me. My friends had to convince me it was for me, and there were only, like, 45 people at this Half Japanese performance and I knew most of them.
So we chatted on the phone and it was good, and then we met, and he was gay but didn’t realize it…

I’m watching the SNL old episode with The Band (yay!😃) and then going to bed. Boo on SNL/Lorne Micheal for this crap.

Wearing plaid pants right now! But a solid shirt.

I had the tv on this morning with no sound and was wondering why a Duck Dynasty was singing on stage. I thought the CMAs were doing to super bottom-barrel scraping.
I’ll check him out, but being hirsute does not make a country music legend, re: Hank Williams and Jr.

Maybe Tom wanted to actually make cookies, like from scratch, not just have it all done for him and all he had to do was slice and bake.
I mean, I am very anti-scientology and I question anyone who wants to be part of it, but I honestly do not think Tom Cruise is that dumb.

With the release of With Bob and David, and Ash vs. Evil Dead, November is happy teevee watching time.

Can someone Puh-leaze punch Greg Hardy in the nuts.

I think MST3K will be my Friday night.

I'm pretty sure I saw Angel in the movie theatre.

Colin must feel on cloud 9 right about now.

I don’t get really angry very often, but next time I do I must remember to yell “YOU DON’T FUCKING RANK TO ASK ABOUT SHELLY.”
I really do wish we knew where Shelly is, and I wish Lea R's book would do some real damage to Scientology.

How dumb/drunk/horny does someone have to be to do this?

I grew up in a boring southern Christian church.
There were many women that went to that church whose husbands didn’t attend. These women donated a lot of money to the church, but all they could do was prep the communion, work the nursery, bring in food for the potluck, clean the church, etc. They had no say in the…

What a horrible name for a movie.