What, you mean one of these fine men aren’t likely to be the sort into Austen?

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

I wouldn’t care if they snorted cocaine on the starting line, i’d still watch. I love watching the tour. I don’t even care who’s winning. It’s just an amazing spectacle.

*elderly fistbump*

LeSean McCoy had hired her to help him host a party but that, when she arrived, it ended up being more of a family barbecue—and afterward McCoy refused to pay. The woman also told police that she was forced to leave behind thousands of dollars in jewelry at McCoy’s home, and later added that she suspected that McCoy…

Perhaps, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for the guy who is staring down his list of charges.

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

I used to race. This sport is SO dangerous, even at the amateur level.

I occasionally like to think I’ve got nicely defined calves.

And then I watch Le Tour, and figure I might as well just go polish off that jumbo bag of Doritos I’ve got in the pantry.

It’s absurd that Dwayne Elizonda Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho is infinitely more qualified for politics compared to the ass chuckles who control the government now.

She argues that “PopSugar’s unlawful conduct” harmed her and other influencers “in a variety of ways,” including copyright infringement and interfering with their sales commissions.

Bro, he tortured, poisoned, and mutilated that girl. Oven cleaner is a base chemical. When it makes contact with skin it burns and causes necrosis. It’s like being bitten by a funnel Web spider. Dude could have spent the rest of his life building houses for orphans and he still would have had this coming.

But seriously, fuck this guy.

This makes so much sense because Fox Sports has notoriously awful audio technicians working the relatively few golf tournaments they get. Presumably, Murdoch assigns his bastard great-great-grandchildren to the Fox Sports TV audio department to ‘learn the business’ in real-time, so they set up some mics and go…

Go fuck yourself.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

racing stripes on the side!

You’re free to fuck off over to Gizmodo or wherever men feel comfortable.

I am totally OK with whoever Jennifer Lawrence chooses to move on from Darren Aronofsky with. Aronofsky seems like a huge douche and their relationship squicked me out.