Neither is looking like this:

Watching the Patriots descend into mediocrity is going to be oh so sweet

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

It is also wise to avoid anyone suggesting that you can replace any type of normal potato with a sweet potato, because different types of regular potatoes are used for different dishes.

Russets, for example, are never used in soups because they fall apart when saturated with moisture.

And red potatoes are never used…

I believe MacGowan was raped and has been victimized.

Thanks Captain Obvious!

skeet ulrich! he’s now playing FP jones on riverdale.

Sorry, this is the only Dorf that matters.

and is good-looking in that haggard, the-90s-were-rough-on-me way

Yeah no mention of Dorff in Blade one of the very first and best Marvel movies even before X-Men????

Republican freedom to discriminate against LGBTQ

They’re only separate physically.

I get irrationally angry at Logan Paul’s hair. That ugly retro mom hair went out of style for a reason.

Britney did not do so good last night. I love her as a person that has publicly been through some challenging times and come out stronger, but.....maybe she and Mariah just need to co-host a talk show and not perform anymore? I had the cringes.

I considered four-year-olds or other height differences, but then you’re still (roughly) scaling down ... no, I’m not finishing this sentence.

Dan seems to ignore that that beautiful sunset was due to horrific wildfires going on in the area.

Okay, Ron.

It’s a Netflix movie. It didn’t go straight to Netflix, Netflix made it.

Here it is! Aluminum tree from the seventies, courtesy of a coworker’s dead great aunt’s attic. I didn’t put lights on it because I think it would catch on fire.

This list is garbage, made by garbage people who work on a garbage web site for a garbage company.