Half an inch too short for what? That skirt is practically at her knees. She'd have to be hiking it up to show any butt.

I'm dying...that was brilliant.

Time for these students to find another university.

It is sooooo worth it. My fiance and I both had chronic lower back problems and since we bought our memory foam mattress, they've disappeared. Now our sleeping problems are limited to hotel rooms, where we have to make do with regular mattresses.

Replying to promote. Sounds like a truly inspirational speech!

I am REALLY impressed that Shutterstock actually had an appropriate image in its library for this story.

No, but supporting policies that essentially discriminate against women and refusing to support laws that would make it easier for women to sue for workplace discrimination has the exact same effect as if they'd flat-out said "We don't think women should earn as much as men," even if they choose to obfuscate it rather…

I imagine it was pretty satisfying for the employees too, to be able to tell someone to shove it up their asses. But in the most polite way possible.

Wait, what? What are you saying? That people with special needs wear clothes like regular people? And Indians too, you say? And lesbians? Well, I never! How dare they show anyone but straight white people buying cargo pants!

Replying to promote. That's a really nice story.

The parents are actually not terrible! They're very nice people, just very traditional in their thinking. I suspect they're embarrassed to be known at their church as the couple with the illegitimate grandchild. The dad is so ashamed he whispers the word "bastard," like it's dirty. If it were my place, I'd tell them…

OK, what? That's insane! Seriously, he thought it was better for his kids to step in it? Some people are too stupid to live.

I live in a Southern college town where nobody picks up after their dog. It's just weirdly not part of the culture or something. So one nice summer evening while I was walking my dog, she copped a squat on the front lawn of a house where the entire family, grandparents, parents and kids, were all on the front porch…

Ha! Thanks for the laugh-out-loud this early in the morning.

I should pass that along to my fiance's brother. He and his girlfriend have a three-year-old and his parents still (STILL!) badger them about getting married so the child won't be a bastard anymore. I think the reason why they haven't gotten married is just to piss off the parents, who keep harping on it every single…

It's amazing that anyone will deny something essential to their own identity to serve the lesser god of bigotry. Hard to believe someone's denial is so honed that he cannot see that that bigotry can be turned on him in a heartbeat (and will).

I bet this self-loathing gay thinks the rabid right-wingers won't turn on him if he joins them in bashing liberals, the media, women, the usual litany of Fox News boogeymen. Guess what, guy. They don't like you any more than they like women or Democrats, they just make use of you. You think joining them will protect…

You should let us know if you get a response. That was awesome, btw.

As it should be.

No mention of RDJ in Chaplin? That was an incredible performance that earned him an Oscar nomination. It's my favorite of his roles, bar none.