Took me a second to get this

Can I also get a pap smear without actually having to be there? If not, you can’t get your wish either, you rotten persimmon.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

I can’t take it. At this point Trump is so toxic I can’t stand to look at him, to hear his voice, anything. How can Clinton stand to be in the same room with him and act like everything’s just fine? I know this dinner is a tradition, but he has been the candidate from Hell. In a perfect world the guests would be…

It’s in honor of a politician who was savaged for being a [regular, non-fundamentalist] Catholic, so I can see it as pro-Free Exercise Clause and not anti-Establishment Clause. The merger between reactionary Catholicism and Evangelicalism made that a tougher sell, though.

Hillary’s pink dress is a shout out to Planned Parenthood, surely? Love it. She looks radiant.

Am I a bad feminist if I say that bright pink looks fantastic on Hillary, and her hair & makeup are SO on point!

In that top photo Trump looks like he’s just weremorphing into a bear while Hillary makes sure she’s got eye contact on her secret service team.

“why did the chicken cross the road?

NOT ALL WHO BREAK ARE BROKEN, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK YOUR OWN HEART, lmao what does this even meannnnnnnnn

Donald was on the attack and deserved the boos he recieved. Hillary’s jokes were much better, and when she was being serious she looked more presidential than I have ever seen her. Heck, she brought tears to the eyes of Al Smith’s descendant.

Well one of them was armed with dignity and decency. Not exactly the strongest weapons in the comedic arsenal, but enough to defeat Trump.

This election has been the longest 75 years of my life.

“The youngest, healthiest woman to ever be president”, and “highest, hardest, stained glass ceiling” were good lines.

The best face of the night was Rudy Giuiliani’s. He couldn’t even fake a smile, which even Trump managed to do.

I watched the whole thing and holy shit was that ever awkward. What a fucking asshole. Donald didn’t even try to turn most of his barbs into “jokes.” This wasn’t one of his rallies!

he is terrible and not funny, sociopath

She did have like a pixie cut that looked pretty good (especially in contrast to the weave that was swallowing her whole) when she first cut it off but in this promo it looks like a weird wig.

Not a jerk at all, but...