Dina Ruiz Eastwood, per wikipedia: Dina Marie Ruiz was born in Castro Valley, California, the daughter of Michael Ruiz, who had been adopted by a Portuguese/Puerto Rican couple as an infant, and his wife, Mary Lou Ruiz, who is of English , Irish and German descent. Michael Ruiz’s biological father, Marcus Grant, was Af…

They don’t dare own it, since she claimed to Matt Lauer that she wrote it “with as little help as possible.”

Probably Liberty U.

I mean, if I had to be there, I’d probably be in full mourning, too...

Not to mention the Palinesque word salad.

But a police force is?

And, lest we forget, “short-fingered vulgarian!”

Let me guess - he was about to be revealed as a babydaddy?

Christ, I hope her daughter has a therapist on speed-dial. Nothing like a daily reminder that you aren’t what they wanted (my grandparents didn’t speak to my parents for the 3-year gap between when I was born and when my brother was born because I wasn’t a boy).

Men wear kilts, and women wear “kilted skirts,” the difference between which appears to be negligible. Go for it!

And in TX. A football player in TX.

Except Republicans. Apparently they can do whatever they want, election year or no.

Well, this Gen-Xer quite agrees with it, so take that for whatever it’s worth.

Yeah, my parents are die-hard KS republicans, and if Trump’s the nominee, they just won’t vote for President.

Meh, he only became a Dem because he had no chance as a (mostly moderate) Republican. Now he’s about 10 years too late to be running as some kind of “military” candidate; should’ve run against Kerry if that’s what he was going for.

I kind of want to cross-stitch that.

I was 12 when my mom started stomping around the house hissing, “I hope you have 10 just like you!”

Alison Arngrim’s book (Confessions of a Prairie Bitch) is amazing:

Keep the hair, and lose Charles’s town busybody persona from the show. He should have been punched in the nose much more often than he was.

They could also mean it as the “future women” being aborted; I’ve seen some try to flip the anti-choice position into a feminist position that way.