This woman had a deformity that allowed them to go further than normal.

Kinda. If you enter your own script to an independent optical company and your doctor doesn’t respond in 72 hours they can fill it.

However, if you enter your own Rx and the optometrist doesn’t answer in 72 hours, they can still fill it.

An optometrist likely would not have seen them as they were behind her eye.

I work in trauma surgery, and I as of today have a one-year-old. I am that person who will buy helmets for other people’s children.

Wear your fucking helmets.

I...I think you are forgetting how insanely diverse Cubans are. Por ejemplo, Rosario Dawson is Cuban. Dan le Batard is Cuban. Cameron Diaz is Cuban. Maikal Chang is Cuban. The far-right wing of Cubans truly is a minority, and Cubans are so diverse that we can’t be easily lumped into a singular political group.

So, I for a short while went to Monta Vista Christian, and this shit is in no way surprising.

Their own Heimlich Manuver, if you will.

Happened to me during a spinal tap. NOT FUN. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

I think I might know what’s going on here. Where I live when you dial 911 from a cellphone you automatically get routed to CHP before you get transferred to either the sheriff or city PD. I think depending on how you’re routed you might get tallied separately.

Unpopular opinion: I looooooved Any Given Wednesday.

I am a black kid who has experienced discrimination before.

As a resident of San Jose, I sincerely apologize for Smash Mouth.

Spoiler alert:

As someone who received fourth degree burns at the hands of an abuser: good.

He’s a constitutional attorney. His epic WTFs yesterday were amazing.

I can build you a fucking PowerPoint.

I may be a “human doctor” but it’s absolutely obvious that that leg is broken.

But if there are brown people involved it’s a riot.