Yes, but they said “roots.”

Yup.

Most.

Good teen.

You made me wake up my newborn. Fuck you.

I had some complications so it took awhile, but I’m back. #MomSoHard

That data is regarding parental separation or death, not single parenting from the get-go.

That was the best game I’ve ever seen and I only watched five minutes, (I have a newborn, y’all.”

Honestly, why do you feel the need to drag someone for something that provides a small comfort and is inconsequential to you?

So, they actually tried to punish him last year. They couldn’t because he does it literally every time he falls. They said there is a legitimate possibility that that’s just how he falls.

Even dumber, they don’t know the difference between the Black Panthers and the New Black Panthers.

Black person here: considering the Oreo is inside white cake, I think we’re fine.

Those two are actually what I suggested was going on to my mom a few weeks ago.

He doesn’t drink that pansy-ass 2% shit.

SO DID I.

Fucking Chads, man.*

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yolanda’s fridge, tho.

Goddamn was that TMOTTBG haunting.

Even with the side effects it was the best personal decision I’ve ever made.

Even with the side effects it was the best personal decision I’ve ever made.