The best part of the segment was when Marshawn saw a house for sale and legitimately decided to buy it to turn it in to LIH. That was beautiful.

Sorry, but “Fuck Bron Bron” comes much harder.

Because I don't speak Spanish and single-payer healthcare is really good for my occupation.

Nowhere did it say they were dating.

I didn’t say there was a photo of it being used like that.

I didn’t say there was a photo of it being used like that.

You can maneuver it so you can see, not to mention, I don't sleep in terminals.

You can maneuver it so you can see, not to mention, I don't sleep in terminals.

I'll use my fancy pillow to suffocate you.

I'll use my fancy pillow to suffocate you.

I do, but I don't use it in that fashion. I use it closer to a typical neck pillow

I do, but I don't use it in that fashion. I use it closer to a typical neck pillow

They are. You can use it in multiple ways.

They are. You can use it in multiple ways.

The Ostrich Pillow

The Ostrich Pillow

PMS/DD have nothing to do with the pain and other physical effects.

Get an IUD homie.

Zero because SS takes place after UFC 200.

...the fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck this.

The handcuffing would never be justified under these circumstances, though. If she's truly acting in contempt, there are proper avenues to handle that matter - this JOTP was just interested in intimidating her.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Dude, it's becoming increasingly obvious that this guy either isn't a lawyer, or really needs to be disbarred.

Manslaughter specifically means that you weren't trying to kill someone, yet you should have known that your actions could result in death.

There would need to be a reasonable expectation of privacy, additionally, some states have laws that overrule the wiretapping laws when it comes to someone admitting to lawbreaking activities.