To be fair, the man-eating alien still looks more natural in Vincent’s skin than Mike Pence looks on that motorcycle.

Understanding your frustration, isn’t this unethical behavior by the psychiatrist? If your friend is legally entitled to disability based on her condition, even if the shrink knew for sure she would drink it away, or even just take it to the track and blow it all on the ponies or whatever, shouldn’t he be filling out…

Some thoughts:

Anyone Barrymore’s age, like myself, or older remember seeing pictures like this one of her at nine years old at clubs, at Studio 54, at like 2 am with half asleep at the table while her mom partied. We remember her mom bringing a fresh out of rehab Barrymore on Phil Donahue to get bombarded with questions about her…

When these creatures glassily stare at each other, do they lie and say their ill fitting skin suits look good? Do they spew these lies while casually eating those babies they keep getting handed?

It took me a long time to realize that titles like husband, brother, father, uncle, aunt, mother, sister, etc. a are exactly that: a word. That’s it.

Same and agreed!

Before I got married, I vowed never to schedule a health care provider, haircut, or car service appointment for anyone other than myself or any kids I have.

I’m also 47, single with no kids.

Considering the Venn diagram of people who’d buy a piece of Jennifer Coolidge merch and TV hair dressers, there was probably a 37% chance Jeremy Allen White was going to see a J-Cools prayer candle while getting his hair done for the show.

That person is a troll. But thanks for the legal explanation. 

No way he was in the gym.

I meant it's not specific to straight men. Straight women absolutely say fucked up shit when they think they have the power. You gonna #notallmen the OP too?

I disagree. I’m sure Page’s story is 100% true, but that doesn’t protect him from the hassle of a defamation case. He wanted to tell the story, but it doesn’t mean he feels like spending the next two years wasting time and money defending himself in a long, gross lawsuit.

Then you don’t know what the word assault means.

He won’t remember because he’s probably done it to a bunch of people. 

He’s 36.

Elliot Page doesn’t owe you jack shit and can tell as much or as little of his own life story as he wishes. You have to be absolutely delusional to call him craven

Depending on the jurisdiction, it certainly can be. In states such as New York, assault requires physical contact, and verbal/physical threats without contact fall under “menacing” or something similar. In Tennessee and Pennsylvania, on the other hand, assault only requires the threat of bodily harm, not actually…

That was my first thought. But then a friend of mine said Chris Pratt and that just makes SO MUCH sense.