Seriously, there is something cosmically wrong with Samantha Whateverhernameis.

Does Markle have any relatives who aren’t greedy grasping people trying to squeeze money out of her? It sounds like her half-sister is just as awful as their joint father.

Actually, it’s more like, “Former president and convicted felon Donald Trump dies in prison.”

He is very stupid.

My favorite part about this is still that DeSantis and his cronies are crying about how this was done secretly...in a state famous for its transparency laws. All of which were followed in this legal maneuver.

Between this and not being able to do anything to stop Trump’s arrest/indictment it’s been an absolutely terrible week for Governor Puddingfingers.

You need to look deeper into things that DeSantis has actually done and you’ll realize he’s an actual fascist. He unconstitutionally fired a duly elected state attorney, personally redistricted the state (again, unconstitutionally), gutted a liberal arts college because it was a liberal arts college and forced in far…

I hardly see them taking even greater control of a very large section of land as a win.

There’s a reason why attempting a crime can still get you charged with that crime.  Intent matters.  Just because they failed doesn’t mean their beliefs and actions aren’t aligned with fascism. It just means they suck at it.

I’d bet good money that Disney has had this specific action ready to go for decades. Just one of many contingency plans for various possible eventualities.

An attempt was made. A failed fascist policy is still a fascist policy.

It’s weird that we have to consider the fact that a war criminal like GWB is less bad than Disney and DeSantis, but here we are.

It’s a start, plus if he has to testify, he will surely perjure himself.

Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m seeing the Rule Against Perpetuities used in real life, and reported on in a Kotaku article no less! It was the bane of many a first-year property law student and has been abolished or replaced with something slightly less nonsensical in many jurisdictions. Nice to see it’s alive and…

Michelle Obama and George Bush didn’t strip the U.S. of Roe v Wade or hundreds of thousands of live due to covid, or anything else that’s the direct result of that orange fuckwit. So yes, that’s my mentality. And go fuck yourself.

Your two sides are a hellishly dystopian mega corporation, or literally the fourth reich. Nazis are always the worst person(s) in the room.

To paraphrase Otter, his folks are going to act crazy no matter what we do, so we might as well have a good time and force him to do the perp walk.

I hope the cops beat him up a little too though.

What’s even dumber is he’s going to “investigate” the move...just walk away, man. You got your “W” with your handpicked board of friends. You already took a victory lap. Just let your buds meet up for a nice dinner every once in a while, act like they’re in charge, and everyone goes about their business.

My preference would be for him to be locked up in solitary confinement until his court date, or at least, no social media because the lack of attention would kill him.