There is no crying in baseball; and no sugar in the mac and cheese.

I ran the ‘pineapple in the mac and cheese’ past my husband, who is white about 20 minutes ago. He’s still gagging.

“ gay furry nazi porn”

And that one cousin that’s like, “You didn’t know that?!?!”

That sounds like something out of a Dickens novel.

My husband is of the Caucasion persuasion and his parents are from West Virginia. The two Thanksgivings that I remember the most are the one when my MIL over did her pain meds and almost literally face-planted into her mashed potatoes at the table. The other one she must’ve under medicated because she was a paranoid…

Don’t forget Jello-O with canned fruit suspended in it. I’m not joking. Every God damned year

Sucks like a Dyson. Until their drunk relative decides to start some...then it gets good.

I tried to read it and had to take some Tylenol about 1/3 of the way through.

“So, wait, random gunfire isn’t a normal of Christian liturgy?”

If not she’s waiting to kick 100% of his ass when he gets home.

Dotard in charge backed Moore’s opponent, Luther Strange, in the primary. He’s probably laughing his ass of and saying “I told you so.” Moore is supported by Bannon.

It’s Alabama. That would do it *lol*

He probably has friends who tired long ago of trying to talk sense to this idiot and now just sit back and watch the shitstorm unfold. When he calls to complain about his mistreatment they make the appropriate sympathetic sounds. Then when the call ends they mutter “fucking dumbass, I tried to tell him” as they pour a…

If you could look up “bat-shit crazy” in the dictionary this would be the picture that would greet you.

Yup. And we haven’t even gotten to the holidays yet.

The British aren’t too fond of George Washington either.

That message needs to be passed along to Britt McHenry, who isn’t on the left and had no problem lording her college education over the tow company worker.

The tow worker is definitely making more now. I hope someone let her know when Britt-Britt got the boot so that she could laugh her ass off.