Some may say I'm crazy but the pan pizza at Dominoes comes close to the old pan crust at Pizza Hut.  

I thought it was closer to old bay.

Who took care of his kids while he looted the Capital? 

I have an alcatel flip phone with a cheap monthly plan. It has the option to be used online for Google maps and times. It’s nice to know I can turn on the Wi-Fi in case of an emergency. I like to call it my semi-smart phone.

Won’t somebody think about the a/c repairmen!

Hank Hill always knew the truth.

She is standing like Count Orlak from Nosferatu.  She was probably out on the prowl for the blood of virgins.

After many years of pot psychology my first thought was to make sure that turkey has the right amount of feathers/fingers. It just seemed like the kind of thing she would botch.

Your truly doing God's work. 

If Trump and his people did that they would definitely fuck it up.  I can see it now little pieces of fiery plastic raining down on the people at the rally.  

They still sell it in the states.

You think Trump has enough impulse control to not put a hit out on Biden and Harris?  I wouldn't give him that much credit.

My friend has a fountain.  It wasn't too hard to clean. Just let it soak in hot water.  It wipes right off. You have to have a bottle cleaner though.

My god! That man is still alive! -JR

It's like a free ride that I already paid for.

If there is one place I need a support animal is the danm airport. Going to the airport makes me crazy. I could use a pig hug.

Long time horror movie watcher.  Martyrs!

I used to do bdsm professionally. I have 3 bamboo canes near my bed. One is newer and more pliable. The other 2 are super old and they will splinter. Very dangerous to use on a person. They would go from hitting to stabbing very quick.

LeBoeuf for sure.

My Grandma thinks if he gets convicted we should get to burn him alive on national tv. Maybe during the Super Bowl.