Elizabeth Hasselbeck in a dumb fucking Cunt.

Hameau de la Reine

It had a great soundtrack. My Grandma liked that about the film. That was also the only thing she liked.

I I know I’m in the grey’s. Jenny McCarthy can eat ass and die. My uncle is autistic there was nothing she could have done to stop that from birth.

They were hoping the tomatoes would be provided with lunch.

I also decided to not have children because of abuse and mental illness. I sometimes want a child but I'll just pass on my pain. 

Like the Golden Girls?

He’s doing 17th century text messaging right there. He's shocked he's getting the handy that he is based off the text she hadn't gotten yet.

My grandma would tongue lash a fool for leaving a trucker hat on at the table.  

I don’t know how old your kids are but some game company made a Choose Your Own Adventure board game based off one of the original books.  It's called House of Danger.  It is broken up by chapters so you could play a chapter a night with them. There is lots of reading.  Our 8 and 6 yr old love it. (The six year old…

I think Carlin would have liked this generation. If only because he would have liked watching the conservatives shit the bed over things they can't wrap their heads around.

I want to believe you're telling the truth. 

Joan Collins was great on The Royals too. Great trashy show if you like Dallas or Dynasty.

I am greatly disappointed Mr. Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry wasn’t selling me that lip stain.

Maybe because I’m a terrible person but I still take an extra shot on my birthday for Jerry Falwell’s death. It happened the year I turned 21.  Maybe this guy can kick the bucket around my birthday too. I have enough liver left to take 2 extra shots.

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Joke's on you! The president doesn't eat rice.

He'll probably fall asleep during the fucking parade.

Letterkenny season 5.