Do you think the warm teabag works similar to the potatoes since they both cause swelling to go down? Warming a teabag supposedly causes eye bags to go down. I’ve even heard people use it for splinters like potatoes. The harm being dry trying to expand are sucking out the infection and debris.

It’s incredible to me how many people feel so privileged to ruin other peoples’ night over a piece of paper that won’t matter in 5 years. When my bff got married we took shrooms and listened to Depeche Mode and Type O Negative at my house.

I was helping a friend move last week and had some dumb pieces of shit throw a m80 near me in the Uhaul while I was unpacking it. A piece of the m80 landed less than 4 feet from me. I have ptsd and have lived in high gun violence areas. Needless to say I flipped out. 

Rd Hen also had it's website hacked. If you look it up it describes erectile dysfunction.

What do a bunch of shit ass lesbians know about sexual assault anyways. (Joke)

Everyone is missing the big picture. Equal opportunity for shooters. There is no sexism in shooting up a place. Us ladies need to buy more guns. (Sarcasm)

How do you feel about impaling the rich? They can slowly die and watch us use all their rich people stuff. It’ll drive them crazy.

It takes one to know one.

Why the Fuck doesn’t he have pants on? That’s tacky.

I’ve kept my Indiana ID so I can vote blue for 10 years.

I moved to Chicago and homeless to get out of Indiana. I’ll die under a bridge somewhere before I ever live in Indiana again. Every single time I am there I end up in a fight.

His name is Jack Burton!

Too funny! Your dog is scared of nakedness! My dog is confused about why I have to wear clothes to walk him.

Zooey couldn’t sing her way out of a high school choir show. I have little hope this won’t be in hell to torture people.

I’m a housekeeper to and I be afraid it was a setup.

I clean houses and offices for a living. I would put all the money in a neat pile with a note telling them I found this under their things. I would be terrified the whole time I was being watched and set up. I truly don’t think this is cute or fun.

I truly believe you robbed of stars.

At least they are only taking your street parking? When Public Enemies was shooting in the bar across the street from my apartment the crew tried to stop me from going home. They said they were going to call the cops on me. I walked through a hot set and may have given Johnny Depp the finger.

That dog doesn’t get enough credit.

As a 31 year old I think Mike Pence and “Mother” will end in my time.