I don’t know how old your kids are but some game company made a Choose Your Own Adventure board game based off one of the original books.  It's called House of Danger.  It is broken up by chapters so you could play a chapter a night with them. There is lots of reading.  Our 8 and 6 yr old love it. (The six year old…

I think Carlin would have liked this generation. If only because he would have liked watching the conservatives shit the bed over things they can't wrap their heads around.

I want to believe you're telling the truth. 

Joan Collins was great on The Royals too. Great trashy show if you like Dallas or Dynasty.

I am greatly disappointed Mr. Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry wasn’t selling me that lip stain.

Maybe because I’m a terrible person but I still take an extra shot on my birthday for Jerry Falwell’s death. It happened the year I turned 21.  Maybe this guy can kick the bucket around my birthday too. I have enough liver left to take 2 extra shots.

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Joke's on you! The president doesn't eat rice.

He'll probably fall asleep during the fucking parade.

Letterkenny season 5.

Do you think the warm teabag works similar to the potatoes since they both cause swelling to go down? Warming a teabag supposedly causes eye bags to go down. I’ve even heard people use it for splinters like potatoes. The harm being dry trying to expand are sucking out the infection and debris.

It’s incredible to me how many people feel so privileged to ruin other peoples’ night over a piece of paper that won’t matter in 5 years. When my bff got married we took shrooms and listened to Depeche Mode and Type O Negative at my house.

I was helping a friend move last week and had some dumb pieces of shit throw a m80 near me in the Uhaul while I was unpacking it. A piece of the m80 landed less than 4 feet from me. I have ptsd and have lived in high gun violence areas. Needless to say I flipped out. 

Rd Hen also had it's website hacked. If you look it up it describes erectile dysfunction.

What do a bunch of shit ass lesbians know about sexual assault anyways. (Joke)

Everyone is missing the big picture. Equal opportunity for shooters. There is no sexism in shooting up a place. Us ladies need to buy more guns. (Sarcasm)

How do you feel about impaling the rich? They can slowly die and watch us use all their rich people stuff. It’ll drive them crazy.

It takes one to know one.

Why the Fuck doesn’t he have pants on? That’s tacky.