her and Adele should do a duet

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox

“I’ve been asking her out for years and back then she told me she wouldn’t go out with me til she hit the 5 year mark. So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!”

brb never sleeping ever again

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

I’m a relatively healthy young woman, but for some reason i have a ginormous double chin that makes my face look so fat even though i have a good weight, etc., Ive actually been checked for thyroid several times at my doctor;s advice but i guess my fat just accumulates there. Any way , I hope this is cheap , safe, and…

Chin: There Can Be Only One

I can't write a response better than this woman's so I'll just share hers.

two things: