Corporate America wants to empower me? Okay!

what idiot called it a Megan Mystery and not a Pinoe Noir

If Sophie Weiner cares so much about history, why does she live in the present?

If movies have taught me anything, it’s this:

Knowledge that being someone’s daughter isn’t a career qualification is probably why Chelsea Clinton went out and got an undergrad degree from Stanford and then a masters and doctorate from Oxford and another masters from Columbia.

But where will she ever get that presidential spread? Oh yeah...

Can confirm-the opposite of what you eat as a child is what you will eat as an adult. I lived on carob and tempeh as a child and now I eat chocolate chips out of the bag for a snack (thats your lifehack right there folks) and basically cannot keep chips in my house

But then again, if they were realize that other people can suffer in concentration camps even if not Jewish, how can they then keep their eyes closed to the Palestinians, one giant concentration camp.

I guess I missed all the memos the Museum sent out over the anti-abortion movement’s endless analogies between legal abortion and the Holocaust.

Uh the roaring economy is about who? Son you can sit your ass down and shut the fuck all the way up. You and your flock of dumbass Trumpers cannot explain one fucking thing he’s done for the economy. Funny all he does is tout the stock market as proof of his economy when every economist has said that has no bearing on…

I am shocked... Having more children so that the first one isn’t an ‘only’ is a terrible reason to have children!! There are 8 billion people in the world and counting... we do NOT need more offspring. Human beings are KILLING the planet with mindless consumption and breeding... Having children is so sacred in today’s…

RELATED: Don’t feel guilty for having NO children, never. Parenting is not mandatory. Bearing children is not mandatory.

Everyone should always be free to CHOOSE when to have children, or not! You don’t need to explain that decision to anyone. It’s a valid choice you can make.

I’m pretty confident that Joe Biden (a candidate who I don’t think should or will win the nomination for many reasons) would give precisely this kind of response. Elizabeth Warren’s response would be a bit different, but it would be in the same ballpark as this.

Trying to get punched in the dick seems like an odd fetish, though. 

Update via Sickthings, the main Alice Cooper fan site:

Don’t put your hand on the pavement in San Francisco...

New holiday.

What a fucking world we live in if learning how to help support basic human rights is a god damn “leftist agenda.”

The way people talk about the romance genre upsets me so much that I just try to avoid thinking about it too much. It’s the best selling genre in the world, a huge number of smart women read these books, and people act as if it’s the dumpster fire of publishing. There is obviously a lot to unpack in this particular…