But have you heard about rolling your clothes when you pack? I totally invented that.

“They will do, or say, whatever it takes, with not even the slightest thought of consequence!”

I am am born athiest who believes in nothing. Nothing. But I believe unreservedly in the love of a father for his child. I love that he gave you a peaceful good-bye.

Sorry Bernie, I already have a preferred supplier of presidential action items. 

While he was filming The Replacements in Baltimore, Keanu Reeves and his trainer used the same gym as a friend. He was frequently there at the same time as her and my friend would play it cool when she would see him, but Keanu would usually initiate a friendly greeting. One day, something came over my friend and she…

Also I was dyyying.

I spent half my twenties with a guy much shorter than me and it was something we shared a little chuckle over. People had all sorts of opinions about it and we smiled and got on with being happy.

I will never ever be able to wrap my head around the fact that a man this monumentally stupid is president. He makes George W. Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar. We’ve had bad presidents, racist presidents, sexist presidents, war monger presidents, good presidents, meh presidents, easily forgotten presidents, but we…

This pisses me off, Biden is absolutely dominating the polls and he’s just out here winging it, while Warren is doing the hard work day in and day out and is barely scratching 8 percent. She’s traversing all over the country doing town halls and putting out white papers tackling every single pertinent policy issue,…

If Madonna and Bradley Cooper were locked in a room together would their combined self-absorption cancel each other out, and then they would disappear?  Cause if that is case I am willing to help fund that experiment. 

OMG HOW DARE SHE?

Wow...just...wow. For all those needing an eyeball cleanser, I present you with this:

well, if i knew my kid would be a cop, i’d probably name him ‘fuck’ also

Obama was the worst anti-christ ever. I want my money back.

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

“If Warren’s or Harris’s poll numbers drop significantly, and we get 10,000-word profiles in return, perhaps I’ll eat these words, but I’m not counting on it."

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

Hmm, maybe it’s more the air of angry entitlement and misogyny that puts women off? Just throwing that out there.  Oh, and stop murdering us or wishing murder upon us, that helps too.

Nothing any Democrat proposes has a hope in hell of getting through the legislative process. That isn’t stopping any other candidate, why should it stop her?

How come no one ever asks this of Bernie’s pie-in-the-sky half-assed bullshit? 

Jesus, the lengths an asshole will go to to not change their own asshole-ness.