Not gonna say the Feds don’t bluff, but I’m a state prosecutor and when I say “if you don’t plead to this you will end up being indicted for additional charges and this plea offer will no longer be available” that is a thing that will happen, because if I threaten it and don’t do it then words gets out that I’m full…

his “I wrote a best-selling book. If you write a best-selling book, you can be a millionaire, too,” response to questions about his recent accumulation of wealth was pretty fucking tone-deaf. Had it come out of any other politician (can you imagine Hillary having said such a thing?), they’d be pilloried. It’s his…

She should have provided some tutoring for her child and maybe she wouldn’t have had to bribe anyone.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I’m taking bets on all of it being “different,” in his case.

When I was in high school we did the “predict where everyone will be in 20 years” thing under our photos. Someone wrote “Patsy Stone” under mine.

You’re missing another wonderful part of this story which was that she was that she was suspended after allegations she made against her boss that he endangered national security by breaking the law and flouting security procedures. 

David Fucking Frum fucking said it (I know this is taken a bit out of context, his argument around this quote seems to essentially be that conservatives should get their shit together a little bit, but more importantly that liberals should give them a little, or else...);

“Again?” Maybe I’m just drawing a blank but has he actually seen a consequence for lying yet?

Part of happiness better fucking include Moominworld.

Johnny Depp regrets falling in love with Amber Heard but not being an alcoholic/drug addict asshole wife beater. 

As for Johnny Depp .... who would’ve thought that leaving your partner of almost 2 decades for a woman half your age , wasn’t gonna work out well for you ????

Then again, she did vote for Jill Stein.

Then again, she did vote for Jill Stein.

Ladies, I’m loving and agreeing with all the Keanu posts, but where are the pictures?? It’s time someone else started having a good week besides our dickhead president.

If he is, he’s really really good at keeping it a secret and pretending to be nice. And, although I like Keanu, I don’t think he’s such an amazing actor that he could pull off such a ruse for all these years.

Every once in a while I am reminded of my eternal Keanu crush, and this story of riding in a bus to LA only reinforces things. Every GD story I hear about him is so nice. I miss nice. *sigh*

Wait a minute, you can’t suggest to us that florida might sink into the ocean and then expect us to NOT root for climate change...