Dear World,

I apologize to the rest of the planet that we elected Donald Trump our president.

Sinc.
Uncle Milty.

Maybe I missed it, but did the Central Park Five get an apology from Trump yet?

I took my daughters on a crazy road trip last summer that took us through wild horse country. Upon seeing our first herd, my 7-year-old remarked “Meh. They look just like regular horses, only wilder,” which is actually a pretty good description of wild horses. Nine months later and she probably doesn’t even remember…

As far as privileged white women go, I would hang out with Goop over Elizabeth Gilbert any day. I think the former may actually be able to talk about something other than herself. 

“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural…

I always thought a woman's mid-life crisis was when a woman realizes she does 90% of the housework and childcare and divorces her husband's who "never saw that coming." 

I am a 90s girl and to this day still maintain that Mellon Collie is one of the best alternative albums ever released and that Tonight, Tonight is one of the best music videos ever created. The Pumpkins still have great replay value, though I will admit that “The Perfect Drug” and “Closer to God” are as far as I go for…

If they’re a religious nut, Israel is ground zero for the End Times in Christian folklore.

My forever dream has always been to become a rich eccentric. I want a fucking castle, and I want to wear velvet and crazy hats, and I want to drive around my land on a Burning Man esque golf cart, and skeet shoot strange objects like old college mugs from Goodwill, and have a menagerie of animals, and start charities…

Say what you will about John and Meghan McCain (and there is plenty to be said—much of it that needs to be said for years to come), but at a bare minimum, Senator McCain was not the active, joyful embarrassment to this nation that Trump is and insists on being.

Every time this dipshit who pled “bone spurs” multiple…

This is what happens when white women vote to protect their whiteness. They were so sure they’d always have access and thought the alt right politicians wouldn’t go this far.

“A better stance would be to pivot and say what they’ll do to try to keep jobs in America. It might not be those jobs, but honestly, would anyone care as long as they can keep food on the table and they find the work satisfying?”

You’re incorrect. There are limits and quotas for every year in every school. Even though YOU think they can just “add one more,” that’s not how it works. Stop asserting that this is a victimless crime. It DOES take slots away from people who deserve it, and it perpetuates money-based access to brand name education,…

What a devastating story.

How about adding a bit at the bottom with info for the suicide lifeline?

I’m a left winger my entire life

And if you think you’re experiencing “anti-white-guy bias”, see a doctor.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

No. You would never have a moment where you aren’t riddled with anxiety about an upcoming deadline or fear that you’ve forgotten a deadline. This was not a smart life choice.

The law industry is cratering, and I know many lawyers who are either miserable or are who have quit law but are still saddled with crushing law school debt. Unless you feel a real yen to be a lawyer, you made the right choice.