THIS IS MY COUSIN and I can’t stop crying.

Wow... I’m glad you never returned!

But what does a family even do with that much space? If that were my place I would have whole wings I never went into. I’d put my phone down somewhere and it would take me weeks to find it again. My kids would probably accidentally murder each other while playing and I wouldn’t even realize it for hours. And imagine…

She is wrong. You are right. Dr. Zoe Hart and that whole weird town were great. Or at least great enough to watch during my bouts of insomnia.

“The OLDER gentleman can kiss my ass. Reclaiming my dignity.”

Yeah, she, at 36, should be ashamed of herself that she’s not as fresh faced as a 16 year old.

The Hart wants what the Hart wants, Blonde.

How dare you talk about Dr Zoe Hart that way.

Is it one of these?

This is someone who had an affair with Justin Bieber, so I feel comfortable passing on her life advice.

Oh God there is nothing worse than a techbro who has gotten with a model and has her at his beckon call and even has her thinking that he is supportive of her while he gets the perks of having her be exactly how he likes her when he comes home.

TBH i think it’s more like they’re both very vain, money loving assholes. and Miranda’s been training herself for this moment her whole life—lest we forget the shady Malaysian billionaire fiasco—and I get the feeling she’s 1000% on to something about uberrich men when money, toxic masculinity, and ego come together to…

Ugh, Miranda’s happy marriage pointers are crude enough that they are disrespectful to husbands as well as wives. I respect men enough to believe they can love people who have messy days, harmonious days, and everything in between. I believe that men can love people who wear dresses *and* stained tshirts.

Use him? Isn’t he just taking care of HIS kid?

Yeah the system is broken but, if you think DeVos is going to fix it, you’re in for a hell of a shock.

Agree. Yay!

Uh oh. Has anyone seen Dockers lately? Can someone call Lilly Pulitzer to make sure it’s doing okay?

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION OF THIS FOR SO LONG I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS I AM OVERWHELMED.

Finally! Foxy Holmes lives!

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.