Man got PTSD from a bad Heiny?

Not yet. Which you can shorten to “nyet”.

I hope he’s a never-nude.

I guarantee he goes on to have more kids. Trust.

I don’t think people actually think kids don’t understand reality. It’s more about the ethics of exploiting their pain in that way. If I haven’t eaten in two days and someone comes and makes me play a game in which I need to take a piece of bread and they’ll take it away from me, I’ll know it’s a game, but after they…

Unpopular opinion, but therapists always seem put their own pride and feelings of self satisfaction before the humanity of their patients. They think that their not being frustrated and not being called a shrink is more important than building trust and having empathy.

I’ve gone to work late because it was on HBO at like five in the morning.

I wonder what’s coming next. From Bush to Trump to ....? It’s a terrifying thought. The backlash to Obama led to to Trump, the backlash to him might result in Kamala Harris, so what is the swing back from her going to manifest itself as? Will the Republican National Committee genetically engineer a Hitler/Mussolini…

ughhh, why isn’t she president?!!!!

Billy Boy was Lawful Incompetent, he meant well most of the time and he did his best, but his ‘ah shucks’ personality kept him from ever being able to shake his mistakes.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

“I’m from a place where a pro-choice Democrat can’t win. Now let me explai something usong my pro-choice Senator as an example.” Brilliant.

In her recent round of interviews, Angelina also discusses the “heartbreak of Bell’s Palsy”, which I had and it did not break my heart. When I had Lyme, it happened to me, and yes, it did interfere with my wine drinking for two or three weeks, and I also kept getting shampoo in one eye in the shower, but…

Paris and Culkin aren’t “bffs”, he’s her fricking godfather. He changed her diapers, ffs. He’s her go-to when she’s in NY. No need to slather creepsauce on it. She’s just as chummy with Michael Jackson’s other “son”, Omar Bhatti when he comes to LA. There’s an element of creep with HIS relationship with both those…

Well, this:

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

She literally almost died giving birth and was told she can’t do it again.

Some people don’t realize that certain things need to be itemized clearly (outside of the regular compensation) t0 protect and provide for the surrogate, as well as the parents. Not to mention that these are just set standards; anything extra is all up to the parents and there are some parents that provide a lot for…

Some of us had dreams, tho. Like becoming a dentist.

GUYS.