So she’s been passing off fakes since before she got into the fashion business.

Oh no! That gif must mean that Aaron and Olivia must have gone back in time and somehow prevented their parents from fucking!

I get chills thinking about how good this book could be - and written by three people that

Yeah, most of her imperfections came from her being demonized by the right for 20 years. I can’t really fault her for that.

This is exactly how I pictured her being after the election, not that it’s the outcome I ever would have wanted. Only with maybe a leather jacket and whiskey in hand.

She can’t win. When she’s legitimately snarky (Exhibit: the “deplorables” comment), she gets dragged for being mean. When she’s scripted snarky (Exhibit: “Trumped-up trickle-down”), she gets dragged for being fake. When she’s serious, she gets dragged for being cold and calculating. When she’s genuine and honest,…

Assad is in a civil war and has wiped out a majority of his country. He’s got swarms of extremist groups wrecking havoc. People are pouring out of the country in droves. I don’t think its stable.

I’ve never been a massive fan of Hillary Clinton, but there’s no question she was far and away the most qualified and thoughtful candidate in this year’s election. What left me completely flummoxed though were the shit-ass excuses heard about why people weren’t going to vote for her. She might go crazy during her…

Yeah, I’m definitely curious about this book by in large part is that she has to be fucking FURIOUS and deservedly so. Not saying she’s a perfect candidate, but Trump’s victory has got to feel like a steaming turd that was carelessly laid over her decades of work. She has zero fucks to give, so I’m interested in…

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

The common ground is: A woman has the right to decide if her body will be pregnant or not.

The Virgin Suicides will make me love her forever (also Interview with a Vampire and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Drop Dead Gorgeous and Fargo).

Smokin’ hot. Also, he allegedly proposed to her in Spanish! I love those crazy kids.

Yes. You’re right. It’s NOT like there was a huge leak from the DNC showing coordinated support for Hillary because THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

So basically you’re saying he didn’t join a political party because he hated all the politicking? Maybe POLITICS wasn’t a good career choice for him, then.

Why shouldn’t the DNC support the candidate they wanted? Bernie is a joke. And a bunch of you fell for another white man claiming he could solve everything when he never did anything his entire legislative career.

He was perfectly fine pushing false equivalencies and he never once called out his asshole supporters. He’s a piece of shit.

Turns out she did have something in her emails, though: The goddamn Russians.

Yep. The coach’s reaction is what really puts it over-the-top in adorableness.

Kids are ridiculously literal and I love it (until they’re teenagers and then it turns into, “Well you didn’t say I couldn’t do (thing adjacent to something they’re not supposed to do)“).