Or an old person with poor taste lived here for a very long time and never upgraded anything.

Honey, we are the grownups. We understand that you have to pay for nice things. Fucking idiot.

He invited the Russians to help him get in - in a public debate.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

voting for hillary is unreasonable. that can of worms would destroy our country faster than trump. the best the electoral college could feasibly do would be to cast protest votes to some other republican, ensuring trump doesn’t get to 270. it would throw the election to the house - let the GOP vote this motherfucker…

What’s the point of even having electors if they can’t do the thing that their role was designed to do? Their purpose is to act as a check on the people.

I am so impressed with how well Amber Heard has not only put up with all the hate, but continued to call out Johnny Depp and his team on their shit throughout. She’d better get that Land Rover or I’m going to LA, stealing it and driving it right to her myself (with all her money in a comedy swag bag in the back ofc).

It was taken into consideration. Then many factors changed, her bargaining leverage changed, she negotiated a better deal for herself, which the show creators (or whoever) decided was also a good deal for them, and her new salary was set. What’s to critique about that?

Note that these people never suggest the man’s salary is cutting into their pay or that he sacrifice part of his earning power to help them earn more.

I was in a mood last weekend and was saying some horrible shit about Republicans in general, and also some bitchy stuff about my family members who voted for him, and my mom tried to pull that “When they go low, we go high” on me.

That’s the honorable thing to do, and I love Michelle Obama, but screw that. That got us…

I mean Clinton spent a good year warning us about this stuff and not enough of us listened the first time around. I totally respect her “imma go hike in the woods” position now.

Given that Gov. Snyder spent $3 million in taxpayer funds defending himself from Flint water crisis lawsuits, as a Michigan taxpayer I really don’t want to hear any whining from Republicans about how much it’s going to cost. A cost, by the way, which they have been grossly inflating, probably by including the costs of…

One of the most insane things about this? Trump screamed about a rigged system, lost the popular vote by nearly 3M, and the right-wingers are saying “everything is fine, recounts are dumb.” If the situation was reversed, you bet your sweet ass they would be threatening armed rebellion if there wasn’t a recount going…

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

Love has been getting its ass kicked for decades. What we need are lawyers and protesters to fight these fuckers every step of the way as they try to goose-step the country back to pre-Civil Rights era.

So it’ll be illegal to show any photograph of Donald Trump?

Give it to Bernie!? How about give it to the well qualified woman who won the popular vote by 2.6 million votes and counting. Remember her?

God, why can’t you just unite under my “white power” banner? What, some of you aren’t white or don’t like white power! OMG you’re sowing DISUNITY!

My dog has been sneezing like that recently. Maybe not that extreme but pretty close. It’s hilarious. It’s like it just gets stuck in that little snout of hers.

‘2018 Washington DC.’