My niece, Iris, went as an Autumn Fairy

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Prince!

My bf and I. Boozy babies

Me: Bob Dylan

I’m on my third baby wearing this hot dog costume. I got my money’s worth!

My kid is Patty.

LANAAAAA!!!!! I really hope this doesn’t post as big as it looks like it will...

I opted to celebrate Mardi Gras at my desk with a sadly empty cup, while my 12 year old daughter went Steampunk, sporting the once forbidden red lip:

Tin foil wrapped in jewelry wire, wrapped in strips of red velvet. I am real proud of these horns, y’all.

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

Reverse mermaid

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

This isn’t a costume but he did get a cup stuck on his head. A year or so ago you lovely people helped me with a Go Fund Me campaign after he ate a bunch of ribbon. He hasn’t gotten any smarter since then.

Re: Val