To me, the greatest sign yet of her basic fitness to serve in office was that she didn’t cold-cock that reporter right on the spot.

It does amuse me that both Stein and Johnson spent months agitating for high-level coverage, yet the first time either did serious interviews, it went something like, “How would you deal with ISIS?” “Um, twelventy banana? Also, vaccines are death.”

I’m so afraid to introduce Buffy to my bf because I am afraid he will like it any amount less than a ton, and then we’ll need to split up.

I have always HATED that W Magazine spread. They’re posing with a fake family promoting a movie where their characters don’t even have a family. The whole purpose of it was to rub it in Aniston’s face and to launch their family brand. To say he was missing a sensitivity chip is putting it mildly.

Here kids....watch your parents fall in love in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and watch them fall out of love in By the Sea.

Jennifer Aniston needs to get W magazine on the line for a family-themed photo shoot with Justin and her dogs pronto.

NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

I remember a decade ago, when Brangelina was new, Angie gave an interview explaining that she doesn’t really have female friends. It set up a bunch of girls’-girl guys’-girl comparisons with Jennifer Aniston, who’s always rolled pretty deep with female friends.

I’m predicting drama. Couples who don’t want drama make quiet little announcements on Friday afternoons.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE REST OF MY DAY

Lots of folks aren’t ok with this news, but as an ex wife whose husband is still with the mistress, I say...

Yeah he really wasn’t even B list until like the early 90s at the earliest.

As a divorce lawyer, it amazes me how many of the mistresses think the wife is an evil shrew who treats the husband poorly and she (the mistress) is some special snowflake who he really cares about.

But not you, Larry David in the background chewing gum. Keep on Sandersing, it’s cute when you boys look grouchy or like humans with inner lives!

Let’s be real, Tom is probably actually dancing to that song rn.

Hell no, there’s no age limit to growing and changing! My grandmother was 92, in the old folks home, learning French for the first time in her life and planning her trip to Paris and grand seduction of a Continental gentleman. She died a year later, having never seduced a Frenchman, but with a mind still full to the…