This guy sounds like the kind of person I’d chew my own arm off to avoid hanging out with.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the purity test. Of all the ways we liberals shoot ourselves in the foot, this one is my absolute favorite.

actually its really really really easy.

OK, who else had a panicky moment from that headline where they thought for a second that Ono was demanding proof from someone for their trauma?

Yet calling Mexicans rapists and Muslims terrorists is just “telling it like it is.” Amazing how fucking fragile these anti-PC people are.

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

Exactomundo.

How exactly does not doing a physical activity require endurance anyway? Are people just tossing cock at her and she has to constantly dodge it or something?

Can you guys seriously leave religious women alone tho. Unless she is actively going around and shutting down planned parenthoods, or whatever just leave them the fuck alone.

“I spend all day, every day doing the things that I want to do, because I’m not wasting my time worrying about waking up next to a stranger, contracting a sexually transmitted infection or missing a period.”

Man, isn’t this the truth. Before my monogamous days, ALL I DID was worry about missing my period. Probably…

She is living the life that feminists throughout history have fought for, because feminism should mean that a woman can live her life on her own terms. She’s living the feminist dream, of choosing when to marry, and when to have sex, even if that means never.

Kaley Cuoco. That’s the fucking dream. She does nonsense work on a nonsense show, has absolutely no pressure on her, rides away and plays The Saddle Club all day, and generally DGAF because she’s made for the rest of her life and she’s 30.

From the same article:

This is a fucking mockery of the intelligence community and a fucking embarrassment. To imply that the briefers are there for any other reason other than to provide information is a travesty. They dedicate their careers to providing unbiased information so that leaders can make informed decisions with their policy…

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

Getting a lot of press doesn’t equal being propped up.

But he so overplayed his part while he was into it... My boat is seldom floated by celebrities but I dug him. Even more after The Night Manager. This killed it HARD.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

If this Radar story is to be believed, then the discussion going on at Holmes’ attorney’s offices right now is: “Which will pay better a this point — a tell-all or an extension of the NDA in regards to Tom/Co$?”

Bill Cosby is definitely guilty of chemical seduction restraint and rape.