Bravo.

Someone tried to cold read my friend on the street once. She was laughing about it, but when he said something about her Dad being peaceful in heaven she dead stopped laughing, put on her best befuddled expression and said “Are you sure? Cause my Dad definitely killed some people.”

My God, it’s almost like he’s a...POLITICIAN!

YES. My sister and I love this show and we always groan at her scenes. She’s a wooden actress and her character is blaaaaaaand.

Republican men don’t think women face obstacles because THEY ARE THE OBSTACLE.

Now I want to see her succeed in movies, whereas before I was like, meh.

I guess Anna Condo don’t want none anymore.

For everyone who’s here for the pudding and hasn’t watched Stranger Things yet, STOP. Drop everything, go home, and watch it. It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months. It’s like if a TV series could be a hug. It’s scary and suspenseful, but in a comforting nostalgic way, and it’s funny, and POOR BARB.

Wait. So she says the reason she struggles to believe he is a serial sexual predator is that he sexually harassed her and only backed down on his threat to condition her job based on her willingness to sex when she had THREE attorneys call him? My head hurts.

She also had a hard time getting over her melt down and shoplifting thing. I remember reading an interview with from maybe around the time “Black Swan” came out and she talked about how a lot of actresses today get away with a lot more and still get chances to redo things. She didn’t. She said after that she had to…

Considering all the other things toddlers are willing to put in their mouths, I don’t think I do.

I kind of love that with all the money and resources Martha Stewart has, she’s taking such bad quality photos and posting to IG.

As I approach 36, I see so much of myself in this.

Yeah, I think the old trope is because if a woman enthusiastically consented to sex she’d be a big slutty slut, but if she fights back a bit she can have sex while still remaining somewhat virtuous. :/

Better a dipshit than a rapist

With that backwards gif, it looks like LaBeouf is preparing for a proctology exam.

Not a big fan of the show, but this sums it up nicely:

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

“We’re sitting at home…racking our brains, and just watching our wives in this stressed-out life trying to be a great parent…so the inspiration was basically our wives.”