I hope that Leah Remini writes a tell-all about her disassociation from Scientology. That is one messed up cult that has managed to wrangle so many celebrity members.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is a boss.

One of my favorite high school teachers, who I happen to be friends with on Facebook, "liked" a link that basically says "boycott the FoodNetwork until they reinstate Paula!" I am highly disappointed. Ergh.

"Boooter and aooiil." I die.

Oh, damn. They act quick. (Also, good for them.)

Those were both amazing! I love the difference in tone (i.e. "Dear Human" vs. "The Authorities") and am glad I am working from home as I almost died from laughter.

That is absolutely stunning in the best way.

Everything today is making me cry, Colbert, this...both were beautiful remembrances of the respective people who passed.

If (and huge, huge "if", obviously) nothing happened and they had "made up" by the time they got home, what is this dust that he claims needed settling? What an abusive shit.

My morning started badly. Two conference calls that told me my week was going to be rough and not end until Sunday. Basically, I needed that gif. Thank you so very much.

I saw on some other website that she was seen leaving her apartment with a suitcase either that day or the next morning, so I really hope it means that she left his despicable ass. What a bastard.

It's my guilty pleasure, too. I am an otherwise respectable person who does legal thinking for a living and who slogs through pages and pages of case law. I like to think of it as a treat, brain candy if you will, after having fed it with all that other stuff.

Great voice and he has quite the commanding stage presence!

The more I see of Lake Bell, the more I like her. This looks great and it's awesome that she wrote it, directed it and is starring in it. Well done!

You are absolutely right - (private, confidential) access to contraceptives is a huge part of the problem. There is a lot standing in the way...

Sure, but in many schools the only message is abstinence. If the students at least have accurate information about contraception, then some will use it correctly (or at least, perhaps use something instead of nothing). I agree that there will, of course, still be pregnant teens, just as I have some adult friends…

Which is exactly why we need to have comprehensive and factual sex ed in schools. If teens know how to use contraceptives and aren't just beaten over the head with cries of "abstinence, abstinence", we will have fewer teen pregnancies and will have people who progress into full adulthood with a strong grasp on how…

I'm guessing since it's Lonely Island (the comedy hip hop group from SNL cast members, including Andy Samberg) you are very correct. They also have such "hits" as YOLO and Jizz in my Pants...

Right? There are a couple bars in my neighborhood that have recently enacted a "no kids past 8pm" rule. I had no idea that would even be necessary, but apparently people think it's cool to drag their children into places with loud, rowdy, drunk adults.

Yup. As someone who has family members with various psychiatric issues (on all branches of my and my husband's family tree), I have had to watch people behave irrationally, self-destruct, end up hospitalized, and even at that point the rest of the family usually couldn't do anything because they are all adults. They…