I am horrified at how many people have this exact same story.

This happened to me when I was 10! They took a walk, my life was changed. It's why I have so much whimsy.

Actually, most productions of Hairspray since the rights were released cast thinner Tracys and pad her up. The thought being that thinner girls who dance better are easy to pad, while a heavy girl with not a lot of leading lady experience might not be able to handle the role. This is extremely common.

Serial Experiments Lain. It will blow your mind.

It's still pretty cold in March, but if you want to go open toed you should be fine.

I'll pass it on. I always know someone looking.

I desperately needed this. I'm about to go on tour and am bringing a Bollywood workout video with me. Because it is my favorite.

I am leaving town on Sunday for 6 weeks, I just got locked out of my apartment, had to cancel dinner with a friend and still haven't been able to to my laundry. Blarg.

Thank you for being you.

I bet I know who posted it.

I'm sh*here to take *shlurp* your daughter to the Prom*sh.

OH GOD YOUR PREGNANT.

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It's beyond great.

It's actually in the fertility sweet spot. People have fruitful, overwhelmingly healthy babies with second and third cousins. Weird, right?

Not to get too IRL here, but are you the Dictator for Life of UCB fame?

There was a guy on the L train last night who looked on the verge of puked the whole way home, then he git off the train and walked totally fine. Poor guy must've had it too.

Distant, he's my second cousin once removed, you're odds are not good my dear. Nice star.

I didn't realize the row was made in the US! How exciting!

Is it possible that Cee Lo just didn't know the words? That seems really likely.