We have the same engagement day. Weird.

Hearted for being right about everything.

You look like you need this.

Ron Paul absolutely terrifies me.

"On Lycos" Best joke ever. EVER.

I have provided this picture of Snooki standing between The Rock and John Cena for your viewing pleasure. Please note the 4 inch heels she is wearing.

I think so, also, as I posted up-thread, she's reached a goal weight of 98 lbs, which at 4'9" is a totally healthy, happy, safe body weight.

Snooki is apparently down to her goal weight of 98 lbs, which sounds horrifying until you remember that she is 4'9". That's a BMI of 21, which is right dab in the middle of the healthy range, so good for her!

Hi, my name is Kateaclysm and I love Wendy's. I don't care who knows.

My very least favorite is the vagina tap/slap. WTF is that? Who made that shit up?

This. Hearted.

At the end when the dad says "That's a good question Riley." His tone of voice sums up exactly how I feel about this stuff.

It's skying down your own money money.

It's skying down your own money money.

I agree. I love Northern European languages.

Wait. For reals? People have fire alarms that say "fire"? Never in my life.

Um, we may have, and if not, let just be best friends anyway. Because the last time I traveled from New York home to San Diego I sent other people pictures during my layover. It seemed the most natural thing in the world.

My mother would assume that all your presents are the best then. That liberal, atheist, mother of mine LOVES her some Jimmy Johnson.

You and your airport partner, if you are lucky enough to have one, spot people who look less than desirable and assign them to the other's team. It is best if you make up ridiculous names for them and the other person has to figure out who it is base on your descriptors. You can't point at someone, put you can call a…

I had a split second where I thought, "People who prefer late adolescence? Well, that's sort of a creepster thing, but... OH NOPE! That's Ephebophilia. This guy is talking about 11-14 year-olds, not barely legals."