Almost every time I get ice cream I think to myself for a second, "What's the use? It's not like Rainforest Crunch is ever coming back." Maybe I could just make the candy, since the company went out of business, then I could force Ben and Jerry's to make it again.

Nope, I turned my of at 24 seconds, and then looked and thought "Two entire minutes? That is too long."

Now if only they will do this flavor.

It appears that American Apparel has stopped the voting tallies.

Aaaand she's eating Blue Bell Homemade Ice Cream. It's like people from Texas collectively decided to harass me until I agree to move back. Stop it Texas.

Also that ankle tattoos are never a good choice.

HA! Hearted.

Joining the slow clap.

Please keep doing these. They make life that much more bearable.

Aww, I miss San Francisco.

Yes, lots of messenger bags. And purses. And man-purses.

Agreed on both Futurama quoting and sitting on towels.

But seriously, how cute is that girl in the Polo outfit? I'm going to pretend I only see the Brown polka dot dress and that I don't know it's a reference to Pretty Woman.

Yeah, but Ron Paul is the kind of gynecologist who will tell you that he's never seen a woman who needed an abortion for medical reasons. Blerg. Can't stand Ron Paul.

A few months a go on the horrible L shuttle bus the guy next to me kept rubbing his leg against mine. I thought it was annoying, but I assumed he was fidgety. Cut to 45 minutes later when I realize he's following me on 57th street between 10th and 11th. It was a Saturday morning and the neighborhood was empty. Thank…

Nice use of Holy Guacamole.

I giggled.

You know what I miss? Planters Cheese Balls.

Anyone who doesn't get it wasn't cool enough for you anyway.

I thought facebook didn't allow nude photos. Am I imagining that?