Hey girl, I heard you weren't into Xenu. That's cool. I can drop him.

Right!? I will be watching this show. Also because I know SMG's stand in.

Seconded. I am a wannabe girl detective who grew up in San Diego and is in love with Jason Dohring. But that is beside the point. The first season is flawless television. Please everyone. Just watch it.

If only you had a cool hobby, like writing for a gadget blog.

The mister and I went to a party with comedian friends here in NYC. This was a huge topic that night. They were all disgusted, and generally agreed that there is no way this guy will ever work in the industry again.

HA! Hearted.

Jon Finkel is totally cute, is a hedge fund manager, and has a hobby that not only he enjoys but is really good at. 90% of people aren't that lucky. It's fine if you just didn't like him, but just not liking his hobby? Because he's a nerd? Your loss, not his.

I have no words. #cotd

For a purely legal stand point, how is ugliness defined? I read the article, but I'm still confused. Or is this a Justice Stewart "I know it when I see it" thing?

She's a 15 pound pug. She's doing it with her paw. She hasn't tried to eat anything yet, she just seems really pleased with herself. Also, she can open soda bottles.

Okay, this is topical. My dog has figured out how to open the refrigerator. Is there some baby proofing style way to keep her out?

I'm just annoyed that she's talking so fucking much. Please stop talking. Sing or don't, but I don't need to watch a musical artist's alter ego talk about themselves for 4 minutes before their song.

No one but these guys. (Who now have an amazing show on IFC)

One can only hope!

I was really excited that Britney seems so genuinely happy. I've never been a huge fan. But she seems so much healthier. Also, I think Katie Holmes looked super cute.

They a super hot. I want to replicate them around the edges of my bathroom mirror.

May I suggest The Forest of the Hands and Teeth as well? I read it because a cute Australian guy sitting next to me on an airplane traded me books when we both finish ours, it's really fun!

All right. I've heard this on the radio playing in stores, and coming out of cars.

I am a straight woman, but that Justin Beiber looking model is super hot. She will go on my short girl list with Rachel Maddow and Chris Pureka. *swoon*

Well, I was on the "Sounds too much like Battle Royale" boat, but I'm jumping ship and reading them. Because between the preview and that, now I'm interested.