I wish it had been a little worse. Not horrible. No one hurt, but enough to scare (and ruin the food of) the assholes I saw on TV yesterday morning who stayed in their 26th floor of an evacuated area apartment and loaded up on frozen Trader Joes meals, because "We only ever get delivery!" That was my hope. This is…

Oh, we're totally fine, the worst has passed, it's just still windy. Though I miss San Diego/San Francisco right about now.

"Out here" you say? You must not be on the eastern seaboard. Though the rain has pased, I'm opening the window a crack. I can't take the stuffy apartment anymore.

I hope everything is all right!

How is everything? The flooding there looks pretty scary.

The pictures from Philadelphia are really awful. How are you?

This is one of my favorite strange things. Let's be best friends. Everything you post is amazing.

Oh god, I love Irish bacon. It's the best food.

The first time I read this the picture didn't come up and I was trying to figure out what "legs" where. Did I just not understand what "legs" meant? I'm very satisfied now that I see the picture.

Great information, you are always the best.

Great information, you are always the best.

Hearted. That's a lot of great information. Maybe I just need to hang out with some Bushwick babies.

In case that wasn't enough convincing.

Clue. There is never a question when Clue is an option.

Is it possible that they just know you from around the store and the neighborhood?

Now I must know what book it is.

HA! That gave me a good laugh.

I want a baby. I'm 27 and have been with the mister for almost 6 years. But I'm pretty sure we can't afford one without leaving New York. The mister is unsure, he wants kids, but maybe not yet. Blech. This has come out of nowhere, and I am sick of thinking about the hurricane, so I'm talking about this now.

Jesus, I read that "White Americans" the first time. Then I reread it and it was still awful.

Until they get sprout-y or mushy, just like a white potato!