replace “yours” with “theirs”.

No murders, but people were very mad in the CBC comment sections.

Nope! We don’t want him!

Someone else thinks he’s from Boston, and since this is the internet I will go with that. He is all yours.

Yeah, someone else just said he was from Boston too. I mean, I don’t really mind if they want to claim him. I don’t think we want him anyway.

Long live Celine!

In that case, he is all yours and we (because I speak for all Canadians) will stop cringing.

We have actually just changed our anthem to be more inclusive, so people are EXTRA touchy and protective. I don’t really care that he changed the words, I do care that he changed them to make a shitty statement.

His twitter bio lists being vegan and then he goes on to talk about sentient beings. I have a feel that he was leaning less towards the white-apologist side and more towards to pretentious vegan side.

NO TAKESIES BACKSIES, that would just be rude. You can keep him. I would like Celine back though.

he’s canadian, but you can have him if you want.

I speak for the human race and the lives of all sentient beings

We get a vegetable CSA box and I get an ipsy bag and you can pry them out of my cold, dead hands because I LOVE THEM.

It’s still like that.

Jez killed Milihelen but XOJ still has Tynan.

Even her hair looked pretty great (less 90s prom blow out). I mean... in her talking head segments she’s right back to it, but in that moment she seemed kind of normal.

I was in an air cadet band and played the glock :)

Someone needs to hire you to take over. This was inspired.

Step 1: find and woo very rich person

NOPE. He’s yours now.