That kid at the end is amazing. I love her.

Wait. The smoking, totaled car didn't catch her eye but a couple little bracelets did?

To be fair, it kind of sounds like your dad was also responsible here.

Better lumière than cogsworth!

I’ve had to stop myself from replying to the assholes already chiming in with “women lie about this all the time!!1”. Must. not. engage. Let them drown in the greys.

Thank you

My kid LOVES elmo more than life itself. She hadn’t even seen Sesame Street but a kid at daycare had a little elmo plushie and now she’s obsessed.

Frig. I think I am the only person in the world those pixie pants don’t fit properly. Everytime I go in I try them (because they are always on sale! ALWAYS!) and each time they fit weird in a different place. They’re too long! Then too short! The the waist pinches, but the thighs are lose! Then the opposite!

I haven’t, but I’m not anticipating greatness. I plan on watching it like I did the first one... just like you - at home, with wine, I might get some dill pickle smartpop.

I was just thinking the same thing! I was like “oh! No one has replied yet” and then BOOM all of us at once. Sorry Cassie!

Aubrey: What’s your name?

I don't know if there is (although, I've plucked mine with no obvious repercussions). I will say, they tend to hurt a bit more when you pluck them and they seem to grow so much faster. Sometimes the one really stubborn one I have will be an inch or two before I notice it. They're sneaky motherfuckers.

Ugh. That is gross.

I have no answers but I wonder the same thing sometimes. Why does the hair on my head grow so slowly (like 1/4-1/2 inch a year) but the weird hair that comes out of a mole or my leg hair grow at super sonic speed. WHY.

Ahhhh! There is really not much that makes me feel better about life than a great haircut! Have a great night!

if my coworker was cheating on a bud I would definitely tell them

Scandal/Greys crossover?! YES PLEASE.

She should’ve just called it an internship

Me too. I was (am) so dramatic and I was so drawn to her, even at the end.

curses, you beat me to it.