as the fetus grows all your ligaments and muscles start to get loose to support the new weight - I'd describe the feeling as stretchy in my own pregnancy.

today I'm a "not clicking on any more images" person

Not today.

Yup. I just fell for it. What a fucking asshole.

FYI, "Jezzibelle1234 is posting some fucked up images in the comments.

fuuuuuuuuuck.

I've never actually used them, but I thought that was the whole point?!

Woah!

I do the same.

Girl, you must also be Canadian because smokes here are CRAZY expensive compared to the states. Almost double for some brands.

http://gawker.com/5817104/spoile…

Well. They did.

Sometimes I turn the radio to the "today's hit" station and am confused because "today's hits" are still songs from 10 years ago for me.

we may never know why the gremlins are fucking my shit. - Anna

Peter McKay is a donkey. He has said some of the more inane crap.

That is a perceptive diagnosis based on two paragraphs.

I asked her, she says you're trying too hard.

I'm not supposed to put a q-tip in my ear either, but I do.

See, you give me this nice, reasonable advice and all I can think about is getting my hands on one of those pick things someone else just posted a picture of.

I want one.