Haha I'll trade you towels for food!

ouff. Yeah. That seems more like an un-gift. My friends made enchiladas and other cheese-covered things.

the frozen meals in the freezer were a lifesaver to me - more so than an extra pack of washcloths.

When I was knocked up I only made a registry to help the people that were absolutely clueless (didn't have their own kids and/or had no interest in kid stuff) but who still wanted to get something (I also made it clear that I didn't actually expect them to show up with anything and that I was more than happy just to…

Shit like this makes me extra appreciative of my year long mat leave. Ends were tight getting 55% of my normal salary but I cant imagine slmelne telling me i needed to go back at 2 weeks.

I was going to say that mayonnaise and eggs (aside from egg salad) is basically a crime against humanity but then I realized I totally made an egg/bacon/mayo sandwich for lunch yesterday.

I don't see the need to name her specifically as if she had just said "I don't work with assholes. I stopped putting up with that a long time ago" anyone who was familiar with the departure would just know the two people she was referencing.

but ketchup is already a common ingredient in the beans AND ketchup and eggs is basically the best food pairing.

Drop some ketchup in there? hoooboy.

It's just such a stupid, lazy joke.

I think it's common in Canada too. Most of the greasy spoons I go to offer beans as a possible side with breakfast. Scrolling through the comments I'm realizing thats not a "thing" in america. An over easy egg with some toast and baked beans in a really wonderful thing.

I love a side of baked beans with a greasy-hangover breakfast!

I feel like going with a group of buds and ordering this to share would be fun.

By "chef" do you mean "adult"? No need to actually answer that, egg-man.

Yeah. The grown adult who got all uppity with a waitress during breakfast because he does not know that eggs can be cooked in a million different ways (and can't even verbalized "scrambled" or "puffy yellow clump shaped" followed by a please) isn't dumb. You have picked a really dumb thing to harp on here.

but, I mean, he's clearly been to a restaurant that has breakfast... it's not like when she came to take his order he got a club sandwich.

Wait. Are you the guy? Are you the guy who managed to make it 20+ years without having seen an egg cooked in any way but scrambled?

You have picked a really weird cross to bear if this is the type of person you'd not want called dumb via a headline.

I feel like you're just making fun... but part of me is like "nope, dude is as seriously as the guy in the story is about his eggs".

whose money does the bank use?