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Felix's Foster Sister
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Hey ABC,

Ronald Reagan is the worst thing to have ever happened to this nation.

Old people vote republican in high numbers and the GOP is talking about age?

This is comedy gold.

For people who want to reduce government, they sure want a lot of government in people's bedrooms.

I call him and others like him "parsley eaters." A joke my mother told me 20 years ago: What's the difference between parsley & pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

Dude, you totally burned him!!!!

An etiquette question: when one's drunken, racist uncle shouts that he's never coming back after being served kebabs on America's birthday and drives off in a huff, how long should one wait before high-fiving everyone else in attendance and announcing that one will be hosting every Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner

Hilarious. me like a lot.

If you subscribe to the Spike Lee school of thought, as I do, then we're all racist at different points. We all make bad judgments based on race. Well-raised urban liberals might still clutch their purse when passing a black man on the streets. What's important is how you act when confronted with your own racism. Do

So that explains why there were no baby makers on the panel. Now tell us, what about the colored folk?

A lot of people seem to think that 'racist' is the worst thing you can ever call anyone and that only a tiny minority of people are racist or have racist thoughts. I disagree. I think a lot of people are subject to racist prejudices or racist ideas. It's not like the KKK is 100% racist and everyone else is 0%

Samoas? What the....OHHHHH you mean Lennay Cocookies. See I call them that because I eat them so fast the rest of my family is left to wonder whether they ever existed at all.

Deadspin guys need a raise. They are more on top of this story than any other gawker properties.

Fair enough.

The taste is too sweet and the mouthfeel too damp and heavy.

Want to see heroism? Look at those people running towards the explosion. God bless the first responders.

She may be an alien. If she calls your bathroom a "turd joint," you have proof.