Sounds like cannibals to me.

I want to know his record on voting for anything gun related, but I don’t care enough to Google it.

I thought everybody in Texas was Yosemite Sam

I like Chrissy Teigen sometimes, but her Twitter drama is exhausting.

Yeah, that’s the important part of this post

She’s now in Cold Storage

Madison Welch? No wonder he’s off his rockers with that name.

The Who? thing never gets old for me.

Same thought. Never noticed those before

Cancel him !

Just called this fucker’s office earlier to tell him to veto those Ohio abortion bills.

Nothing sums up being an asshole like “curry favor with a narrow and extreme political constituency” when you are trying to destroy any citizens’ lives to make your billions

This is so on point

I feel like this should be sent to Dan Gilbert.

I smoke Parliaments when I drink. Recessed filter or GTFO. I’ll be a Russian hooker

IMO Fallon is worse. I used to like him ok, but he just phones it in, kinda like Leno did. And I think he is a terrible interviewer.

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Gotta say, it’s better than Trump/Pence

THIS is the pettiness I needed for post election trauma

Just start dismissing the negative comments. You apologized multiple times and don’t need this.