I was just thinking of that stupid E! show he had. Yeah, but who knows.

Sounds like a job for Cuba Gooding Jr.

Many people are saying gold plated ear cuffs are the next big thing. Tremendous, they say.

Am I just an asshole for thinking that Lochte is full of shit because he wants the attention that Michael Phelps is deservedly getting?

He's the televangelist of sports.

I was wondering when Omarosa was going to show up.

My mom had a some work done on her roof. The company sent ONE GUY who proceeded to cut a giant whole in the roof right before it began thunder storming.

Yes, yes, yes. I just ran out of this a week ago and got 3 zits and I swear my pores are larger. I love this stuff.

Yes, yes, yes. I just ran out of this a week ago and got 3 zits and I swear my pores are larger. I love this stuff.

I am SO SICK of hearing this from judges on young white male sexual predators!

Bruno Mars SHOULD be a part of every Super Bowl Halftime show. He's usually my favorite part of the whole thing.

She couldn’t possibly dance any worse than Katy Perry.

Talk about being salty - I could tell that Russian girl was pissy. I had no idea they said that crap. But from what I saw the Russians didn't lose due to grace - they had a lot of mistakes

It might not be the smelliest, but wrestling grosses me out the most. Cauliflower ear and ringworm...shudder

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

I watched a few episodes because of Rob Coddry and Dule Hill, but I can't handle it. It's a worse version of Entourage.

And there is 0% doubt that either of these men committed crimes. I think I'm ok with the death penalty in cases of 100% certainty. It's those cases where there is any possibility you have the wrong person, you shouldn't be able to sentence the death penalty.

Yes, and The Rock is also in that terrible HBO show that I can’t believe is still on the air.

I love that sketch too. It has to be in my top five.

Yes. I love those giant bags that you can get at Walmart for like $5

Double Stuff is the only acceptable form, though I do prefer the Golden version of Double Stuffs.