Well, shit . I’m 35, single, poor and living in an apartment next to my mom’s house. With a bachelors degree

Ok, if that cat looks like Kendall Jenner, then my cat looks like Gigi Hadid.

MADDADAM TV adaption: OHMYGODIMSOEXCITED👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thank you. I thought it looked like a young George Harrison. Now I feel dumb for not figuring that out.

I ❤️ you, you darn lunatic

The fringe?!? And what the fuck is that on her head? At least it distracts me from her face which makes me feel homicidal when I see it.

+450lb

I'll take Cleveland being low only because it's above Cincinnati.

Am I weird for thinking regular non-Oompa Loompa Trump is actually kind of normal looking? I mean, he's still creepy as fuck, but it's still an upgrade.

I've got to rewatch this movie now.

This is what should happen to Not Carol

Vodka turns me into a crazy (usually crying) psycho. Whiskey and rum turn me into a happy drunk. And tequila just about kills me.

Now there's progress - the first virgin POTUS

The reveal here really was just about perfect.

Skipping down from top story to SCREAM! Holy crap. Not that Jon Lovitz isn’t totally awesome, but I really didn’t expect that.

I was really proud of Ohio when it stood up to SB5. One of the first of many awful things he's tried to pull. I guess cause Scott Walker and that Kansas governor were so loudly awful, Kasich slipped through the cracks.

Every sane person in Ohio has known this for a long time unfortunately. Every teacher I know hates him with every fiber of their being. I hate him for every policy he’s tried to enact - unfortunately the PP one worked.

Noooo!! To Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson! 😠