Orlando really looks like Charlie Sheen in that still from that video. Run, Katy!

I know, the hating is getting old. I was happy he won last night. Haven't seen the Reverent but he's been amazing in so many things.

Is touching an Oscar before you win one like dropping the spirit stick?

Awww, my favorite troll! 💋

I kind of thought: Tiegs had this skinny hot thing locked down (which made her better than other women, in her opinion) and can’t handle that other body types are considered hot now.

Dr. Oz milking the Charlie Sheen train. I can't believe I used to like this guy when he was on Oprah. He's like a doctor version of Maury Povich and at least Povich is in on his own crazy guests.

So what happens when one of those who are deemed good gun carriers around our children goes off the deep end for some reason and starts a mass shooting his/herself?

He was on the most recent season of Couples Therapy on VH1 (don't judge me) and it sounds like his dad was awful to him too. Feel bad for the guy- before I always just thought he was a massive egomaniac on meth.

Oh Adam, you make it harder and harder for me to like you every day.

“ I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

He got it wrong- he needs Rick Perry “smart guy” glasses.

Here’s where I realize I am super naïve. Hillary was such the obvious/only candidate for so long that I literally forgot about the woman part. Then we have a male opponent and it seems like that’s all that people are focusing on is one is a male and one is female.

He only likes himself and Beyoncé. Mostly himself.

Thank you for this 👏

“I doubt that this theory is true because American politics are the most deadeningly boring channel, and God has infinity to choose from.”

So John Kasich has done one not shitty thing?

THANK YOU! We should be united behind the democrats no matter which candidate we decide to vote for. This disparaging of supporters of “the other side” should be for Trump and Cruz supporters - not fellow democratic voters. It is in all of our best interests to have a Dem in the White House in 2016 so we need to quit…

Jonathan’s Toiletries: When wiping your ass with a $100 bill just doesn't work anymore.

How the fuck does this even make any sense? The GOP doesn’t give a damn about student debt.

Also, like a bartender, does a valet have a responsibility not to give keys to an obviously intoxicated person?