I was wondering when someone was going to mention those lips. Jesus.

Seriously, I got embarrassed just reading the headline.

Have you ever been checked for bipolar? You sound just like how I was/am and I just got diagnosed with bipolar 2. I'm on mood stabilizers now instead of xanax and antidepressants and feel tons better. (Sorry if this is intrusive!)

That was a really great response.

You could always vacation in Alabama for your abortion. I'm sure there's nice swamps or something to visit.

Wondering that myself.

And yet, they are the state that just had to send a woman to jail for 200+ years for running a child sex ring.

That's good to hear because it's usually the married ladies that are trying to guilt us into sharing their misery. ;)

Don't you dare not let these commenters blanket generalize sororities! It will crumble their worldview.

I just checked myself in the mirror and I probably should have worn spanx this morning. VPL!! OMG this sorority would hate me. Oh well.

I ALWAYS wear spanx when I wear a skirt or dress because otherwise my thighs rubbing together when I walk is unbearable. #TMI

We have probably both spent more time thinking about the Kardashians today than originally planned. Whadya gonna do?

Somebody else here read it like I did: we thought it sounded like she was dissing her fat sister and bragging about how skinny she was. Maybe I'm just a bitch for reading it that way? *shrug*

I feel like there is an issue somewhere if you need a bib (for the latter).

That's how I read it

It's what I'd say to my sister if she did that shit to me on social media.

Sweet jesus I hope this is fake.

People suck. That's all I can say right now.

What a bitch.

Wow, you're an ass. ETA: I hope you aren't a repeat customer at a bunch of places. If so, I guarantee you've had some semen, spit and who knows what else done to your food.