Sadly, the loudest ones are the crazies.

And he didn't carry her out of the elevator, he dragged her.

Maybe I've become cynical in my old age, but I can't see how they weren't thinking black/slave together and were just trying to get attention for their crappy beer.After all the racist white people have came out of the woodwork they thought "an untapped market". Pun not intended.

Not only trolly, but he said interwebs and I hate when people say that.

Me too - for about 15. It took the last 10 to finally get a bipolar II diagnosis. There is a severe lack of mental health services unless you are in a major metro area.

Please help me - I'm old. Is this just like when people used to nominate people for Cosmo's man or bachelor or whatever? Just with an app?

This probably wasn't the best thing to read before going back to my horrible job tomorrow! :)

I didn't know the whole backstory with Grumpy Cat's real name, but I gasped when I read that in Mark's post. "They call their cat Tard?!?!" What assholes.

1. They have a right to look apathetic because the turkey pardon is the dumbest thing ever.

I'm kind of disappointed that there wasn't an actual box set of Lenny Kravitz. I might have bought that. Maybe.

I knew that picture reminded me of something!

No, I probably drink at least a gallon of water every day. I think my anti depressants give me dry mouth which also might be part of the Diet Coke problem because I am always so goddamned thirsty!

OK, so I am not perverted for thinking that that turkey was posed provocatively.

Kidding - I say the same shit to my healthy sister. ;)

I didn't drink it so much until I quit smoking. Then it's like my brain screamed NO - you must be addicted to SOMETHING! - I started drinking Diet Coke. It used to be like 5 a day but now I'm at 2 (at the most 3) a day.

OK, that's creepy.

Coke - going for world domination, one beverage at a time.

I drink Diet Coke like it's my job. I know it's horrible for you and studies show it leads to depression (which I am chronically anxious and depressed).

Jesus, I feel dirty for laughing at that!

Yes, that last season does not exist.