My wife and I, lacking the requisite genetic materials as it were, spent a bunch of money to get pregnant. When the little plus sign appeared in the window we had already spent more than $5K getting the deed done, and the Mrs. was 39 years old. When she and I went to the first OB appointment and the first ultrasound…

it’s not just the burial issue, either.

To be completely fair, if a politician is actually an orange trash bag filled with rancid ground beef and canola oil, everything he (he?) says or does is going to be newsworthy, because at any moment, he could spring a leak.

What do you think the venn diagram of rabid Trump supporters and domestic abusers looks like?