I spent four years working as an executive assistant, and one of my responsibilities was to make sure my boss’s…
Kate R
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Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.
She said she was not “100 percent sober.” Haha. Respect.
Sustained!
Ruth Bader Ginsbark* approves**.
well, technically they ARE dead....
Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.
Replace the dude with a cat and this is the story of my life... err, death.
Lets see - if said gas station made it clear for weeks prior that gas was going to be more expensive for everyone that day because it's "National Use a Bunch of Gas Day" or something, and I had plenty of other things I could have planned on (public transit, walking, etc) and it's my own damn fault that I ran out of…
Wait, you're a popcorn addict that doesn't do hot air? SHAME.
It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.
Since all microwave popcorns are bound to give you cancer and I'm a popcorn addict, I just go for the cheapest and most fake-butteriest kind on the market. I recommend Blast-O-Butter brand. It tastes as fake as the movie theater popcorn and is great for Internet fights! Yum!
PUT THE PICTURES OF THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES BACK. DO YOU THINK PHOTO RIGHTS GROW ON TREES, YOUNG LADY?
Good, because no one is asking you to fire up the "outrage turbine"! This is a story about a restaurant owner who turned a kind of shitty thing into something positive! Fire up the happy turbine!
At least show an actual EastBurn grilled cheese and not a Denny's one. I don't know why that matters given the story, but I feel surprisingly strongly about it.
This is awesome.
And a partridge. In a pear tree.
Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!
Zazu is a hornbill. A HORNBILL I TELLS YA. TOUCANS ONLY LIVE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. DID YOU NOT READ ZOOBOOKS AS A KID??? WHAT? YOU HAD FRIENDS??? WEIRD.