I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

He doesn't look like a real person.

Ya, well my kittens (ie BABIES) can make a bed. Or at least get the lumps out. :P
(Cats are awesome!!)

I'd argue against the NOAH addition — if I remember correctly, the ladies do indeed talk about what to do with Ila's children, but only because Noah is threatening to kill them, which sure seems like a conversation that involves men. Also, I feel like all the arguments for BELLE, NON-STOP, and WINTER'S TALE are, while…

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

"Ok." - Juan Pablo

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel:

I hate that this is how headlines are written nowadays, to get the click-views. I feel gross. Do you really need to include the post-semicolon statement? Jezebel is trying to be Buzzfeed now; not a smarter Cosmo?

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Black people like to be adequately lit too. I don't see anything wrong with this one. She looks wonderful.

Oh for God sake, Joan Rivers, she's not doing the photoshop to herself. She's not sitting in a room somewhere, in front of a computer, cackling while she photoshops her movie posters. Quit being such a stupid dink.

Jewish lesbian penguins?

This is as much for the "genius-level IQ" line as everything else.

What is happening to this site with all the faux teen-speak and ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? This is a serious story that deserves serious treatment, but honestly, the slang and stupid typography is annoying with any story.

Someone should tell him that if he's working with the deaf, he doesn't need to know so many different languages.

Actually, there is:

So, you were a little asshole who got out assholed by another kid. How about you just cut off contact with her and move on with your life?

is there a specific bitch she's calling out or is it the entire internet?