I feel like she's basically talking about the arena in the Hunger Games.

This is my nightmare.

Wait, I am supposed to have a goddamn walk-in closet now?

Ahhh, yes, I see now: "Not one to be deterred, Remigio, sans infant, called some friends and got another ride to Chula Vista." PHEW.

UH DID THEY FIND THE BABY?

Put it this way: it's the first time I've thought, "oh, John Cusack gives a shit about this movie" in probably a decade.

It's pretty evenly split between both post-Pet Sounds and the nineties and thereabouts. It's also excellent.

They should have spent this budget on bringing back the McNugget Buddies:

By saying that accusations of rape are "not about these women," yes, she is perpetuating rape culture. Being dismissive of victims and blaming them for what has happened (and, in this case, tacking on a strange conspiracy theory that even she doesn't seem to have thought about in any sort of critical fashion)…

There is some sort of lesson here? Some sort of horrible, gut-churning, childhood-crushing lesson?

SO STOKED that Rashad used her opportunity to refute this "misquote" by continuing to perpetuate rape culture!!

Still, try saying "shlking n't" out loud. It's fun.

Rage stroke? Feel that.

I am pretty sure that quote is from the ITW press conference from a few weeks back, which I attended. Yeah, Meryl was saying she DIDN'T steal any of her work for this film from men — which she usually does, which got a big laugh — or from Peters, despite loving her work in the original show.

She's not really a villain.

Wait. Is her name Sheana Shay now?

But will Karma come back to bite him one day?

"It's been made clear to him that it was wrong" makes me feel queasy. That had to be made clear to him?

Man, she didn't even have the foresight to hire a babysitter that would immediately die on the kids.

Update: I'm still really, really angry about this.